Well you're an idiot - turns out these giant mammals not only communicate with an alien race from the other side of the galaxy via whale call (yeah, that was a Star Trek IV reference that only two of you will get) but they also like blowing the minds of fools who think swimming with a forty-ton animal that's been hunted to near extinction by the human race is a fun way to spend a Sunday. The joke's on the whale though, because that dude totally just shat his pants in the middle of dinner.